Me in 50 years
[bringing my grandchild to bed]
Grandchild: Grandma, tell me a bedtime story!
Me: [creepy face]
Me: I thought you'd never ask
Me: [getting 1st volume of SnK out]
Me: Okay my dear, listen carefully [clears throat]
On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in the fear of the Titans and were--
[daughter is coming]
Daughter: No mom, stop it. We talked about that!
Me: Mikasa, please!
Daughter: No
Me: Then let me just sing a bedtime song for him
Daughter: ....okay
Me: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SEND SIND DIE JAAAAAEEGER!!!
YOU ARE READING
| ATTACK ON TITAN JOKES |
RandomAttack on Titan Jokes Reminder: I don't own the majority of these. I only found it on tumblr and pinterest.
