The Vampire Diaries Hangover - D. Salvatore

WE FOUND HIM!!

Nicole's POV

Is this some kind of joke?!" I said starting to get angry.
Mr Chow gave us the wrong guy!!

"Who the hell is this?" Damon asks loudly

"That is not Stefan!" Ric said

"What you talking about Willis? That's him" Mr Chow said pointing at the black guy

"No I'm sorry Mr Chow that's not our friend"
Jer says nicely. Wtf why is he being nice?!
"He..that's..." Ric started

"The Stefan we're looking for is white!" I finished of for him.

" I told you. You have the wrong guy little boy!" The black guy said angrily to Mr Chow

"Damn Jeremy! What the fuck did you get me into?!" Black guy said

"You know him?" Ric asked

"This is the guy that sold me the bad drugs. How you doing?" Jer answered back smiling.

"I didn't sell you no fucking bad drugs" the guy said

"Wait. He sold you the ruphylin?" I asked

"Ruphylin? I sold you that ru..? What?"

"Who gives a shit! Where is Stefan?" Damon asked angrily

"I am Stefan" black guy said

"Your name is Stefan?" Jeremy asks

"Yes, I'm Stefan" black Stefan answers

"His names Stefan too, Ha. Classic mix up" Jer laughs

"Hey Chow you gave us the wrong guy!" I shouted

"'Not my problem." He said with no hesitation and started to walk back to his car

"No fuck this shit! Now, you give us the 80 grand back and take him with you!" Damon shouted pointing at Stefan

"No come on, I'll be your Stefan" Stefan whined

"Oh yeah okay, oh I'll take him back after you suck on these little Chinese nuts" Mr Chow said and started thrusting

"Ah that's nasty" Stefan gagged

"'Mmm. How's that sound" Chow said

"So long gay boys" Mr chow said then got in his car

"No..wait eh- fuck!!" I shouted and kicked the nearest rock

"Goddamn it!" Damon said

"Gosh darn it!" Jer said

"Shit!"

"Shoot"

"Jeremy shut up!" I screamed

*15 min later*

(Damon on the phone to Elena) and now back to the beginning..

-hello?

-ahem, Elena, it's Damon

-Damon where the hell are you guys I'm freaking out!

-yeah listen..we fucked up

*back to Nicole's POV*

"Thanks for the lift back to town" Stefan said

"I got a question for you" Ric stated

"What's up?" Stefan asked looking at him

"How did you wind up in Chow's car?"

"That crazy asshole kidnapped me yesterday" Stefan responded shaking his head