Person A is obsessed to make something perfect for their anniversary, so Person A sets up a dinner in their house. Person A cooks all their favorite meals.. but Person A forgot the flowers that Person B set upon yesterday.
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The red tulips..
Person A panics and quickly made a drawing of a tulip and colored it red. Person A places it in a vase with a few other that they made.
The door opens.
The house is dark.
"Hey! Person A, are you here?" Person A romantically lights up a candle. Person B is surprised and laughs.
Person A tugs on Person B's arm pulling them into a kiss. Then says, "Happy anniversary" Person B's eyes set upon the dinner table and the meals on the table.
Then...
Person B notices the red tulips.
"Umm, sit down!" Person A says nervously. Person A pulls the chair out for them.
"Are those the red tulips I wanted?" Person B picks up one and sniffs it.
Person A is literally shitting themselves...
"These smell odd.. like paper." Person A is shaking in their boots. "Are they?" Person A quickly thinks of a plan and kisses them on the lips to silence the awkwardness. Person B accepts the kiss and continue to kiss them, but soon is interrupted by Person B. "Are those paper tulips?"
"Yes..."
Person B laughs until they die of breath.
Person A's face is
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