The Enemy (Abandoned For Probably Ever)

The light side

You thought about your options. You hated that monster. But, you also would like to dominate everything. What should you do..?
You decided to be his enemy, and befriend heaven. You looked up and said:

-I will not ally you, you monster.

But he wasn't in the room anymore! He was gone. Dissapeared without a trace. Behind you, there was a note that said: "Very well. You want to be my enemy? Well, i hope you like the afterlife. Goodbye."

The note felt wet. Your hand started to hurt incredibly, and it started to melt! Your whole body hurt. It started to melt, too! Suddenly, everything went white. When you could see again, you were laying down on a cloud bed. It felt like cotton. Wait... shouldn't you fall through clouds? When you stood up, you felt something in your back. You felt it and felt... Feathers! You had wings! And a halo! You had died, and had turned into an angel! God started walking towards you, and said:

-Oh my, how did you die?

-..Why did you rhyme that. Anyways, Satan left a note and escaped. When i touched the note, i melted.

-Oh... so that skin-color splodge... is your corpse...

-Yep. Also, have you seen Satan?

-Wait. You said he escaped? Here?

The second you said "yes", God ran away scared and stared an alarm. The alarm said "Protect the lever. Protect the lever." Another angel brought you to a safe room, besides God. He explained:

-You see, Satan probably robbed your blood with magic and cloned you. That way, he could kill you. Luckily this means the world was repopulated! On the other side, he now is free to try and push the balance lever. This controls how much peapole are evil and how much are good. It's in the middle now, but he wants to push it towards evil. Heaven would lose a lot of angel income, and hell would be near overpopulation of devils. It must be protected, and you and me too.

-But... Why me?

-Well, you see, you appear to be half-god. This is very useful. For example, it's as if we had a president (me) and a vice-president (you).

-Well, when can we come ou-

An angel came in and let you out, saying that Satan had been kicked out of Heaven. Then, he brought you to an armory, and gave you a bunch of weapons, a devil disguise, and a human disguise. They told you to go towards earth and check how humans were going, and if Satan was on the overworld. They waved you goodbye, and you stepped on the portal, preparing for the start of a war between Heaven... and Hell.