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Klaus Was Added to Group Chat "Boss" by Stiles

Scott:
Why did you name the group chat Boss, Stiles?

Stiles:
Bc I wanted to and I can do whatever tf I wanna do

Stiles:
And bc we are Liam's dads ofc which makes us the boss.

Liam:
IM ONLY TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU!

Scott:
Just ignore him, son.

Liam:
Urghhh.

Lydia:
Ohh. Does this make me the step mom?

Stiles:
If that means we are running off to get eloped rn, then yes.

Klaus:
Are you guys even old enough to get married?

Allison:
Who's he?

Stiles:
Some dude that accidentally texted me that has an odd name. It's Klaus.

Scott:
Not compared to yours.

Stiles:
I will kill you.

Liam:
He wouldn't stay dead for long.

Stiles:
LIAM!!!!! SHUT UP WE HAVE GUESTS THAT CANT KNOW ABOUT WHAT YOUR LITTLE BLABBER MOUTH HAS TO SAY!

Lydia:
Calm down babe.

Stiles:
I love it when you call me babe 😍

Klaus:
Can you stop with all the lovey dovey stuff and tell me how old you morons are?

Stiles:
Lovey dovey, says the you who accidentally texted me "Caroline, baby come back to me" you didn't even get her number right.

Klaus:
I didn't even say that!

Stiles:
Who is this Caroline chick anyway?

Stiles:
Also we are all seniors except me and Scotty's son named Liam who is a little baby.

Liam:
I'M NOT THAT YOUNG!

Allison:
Get used to it.

Klaus:
Do you guys even know what a baby is?

Stiles:
Yes! Liam is a baby.

Klaus:
This is what a baby looks like.

Allison:
Aww. Where did you find that picture.

Klaus:
That's my daughter

Stiles:
Yeah right? Like you have a kid. You are probably just some 13 year old boy sitting in a dark room being trolls to everyone you meet.

Lydia:
Sorry about my boyfriend, he's very untrusting.

Stiles:
I predicted Theo and Derek.