texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

different chats pt. iii

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Group Chat "The Group Chat That Doesn't Have A Name"

Mason Named the Group Chat "Liam is Stiles' Son"

Liam:
....

Liam:
NOOOO!!!!

Hayden:
It's okay babe

Hayden:
We've all come to accept it but you

Liam:
I hate you all

Hayden:
Even me?

Liam:
no I love you

Liam:
I hate Mason

Mason:
But it's true

Liam:
Let me explain it to you

Liam:
Stiles and Scott are male and in their messed up mind I ain't got no mama because Stiles is with a guy and Scott couldn't get a girl to save his life

Liam:
Another thing is I'm two years younger than them, just like you

Liam:
So unless two year old boys start having babies outta no where, it's not possible

Mason:
Well obviously not

Mason:
The fatherhood is a metaphor

Hayden:
Honestly you act like your father and son all the time

Hayden:
Nobody thinks you're actually his kid.

Hayden:
Except for maybe Stiles. Nobody knows what goes on in his head.

Liam:
Nobody wants to know

Mason:
The answer is Derek

Mason:
Duh

Liam:
He says he's bi, but is he

Mason:
Yeah

Mason:
I couldn't fake date a girl to save my life

Liam:
I don't doubt that

Mason:
You where's Corey

Liam:
Tuning in but hiding

Liam:
It's his talent

Mason:
He's great

Mason:
I don't see why you don't like him

Liam:
As your friend, I'm never going to like anyone you date

Liam:
As part of Scott's pack, he was with Theo too long

Mason:
He's a good guy

Mason:
And the friend reason is stupid

Mason:
I like Hayden

Liam:
Yeah but she's better

Hayden:
Thanks 💕

Liam:
No problem babe

Mason:
Corey why can't we have that

Corey:
We have better

Corey:
We're gay

Corey:
Everybody loves gay people

Short chapter bc I suck. But in other news I made a new story feeding your needs, or at least mine, Stlaus. Like where there an actual thing. Woah. It's called Better Man. Obviously it's not related to this book, but still read it. Byzies!

Happy Face :)