Beyond The Needle

Prince Blueballs

Roses are red,
My balls are blue,
It's been three fucking months now,
Please, baby, I'm craving you,

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Okay, the Prince Charming routine didn't work, no wonder why,

But since I've done everything else, I thought I might as well give this one a little try,

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I've been patient and persistent, I've left you alone and given you attention,

But now I'm going crazy, I'm parched - I have a heavy boner right now, did I mention?

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Come on baby, I know you're mad, but I can't take this drought anymore,

I've done everything I can think of to say I'm sorry, doesn't that deserve a little score?

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Alright, okay, I'll back off - you say when I've served my time,

I'll just sit right here then, lean back and continue this little rhyme,

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What am I doing now, you ask? Oh, I'm just fucking my fist,

Since a certain girl is keeping me waiting, I'm resorting to 'other means' - you catch my thrift,

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I'm not really an expert, though, watch me baby, am I doing it right?

Oh, I know that look, I'm guessing your pussy just grew awfully tight,

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Sexual manipulation? How dare you accuse me of such a thing!

Now excuse me, I got my hands full, and since your pussy denied me access to bring--

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Oophm - so now you want me, you jump me after three months of starvation?

Well climb on board, my angel - I'm fucking you so hard tonight, by tomorrow you'll be needing rehabilitation.

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