|BTS As Sh!t My Friends Say|

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[Credits to @jollybts on Tumblr]

Seokjin:No, I don't think you understand. I would be so pretty if I was a girl, like prettier than you. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings I'm just stating facts.

Yoongi:You guys are giving me a fucking headache. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lay down and die now.

Hoseok:*Is dancing on the table* Will you guys stop trying to get me down I'm living free.

Namjoon:Excuse me everyone, I need to get to my Honours Trigonometry class. No Jimmy fuck off I will not do your damn homework you imbecile.

Jimin:It's always so hard to find jeans that fit my butt. I don't think you realize how hard it is to have a big butt, people always want to touch it.

Taehyung:I have so many pictures of other peoples dogs on my phone. I want to steal them all and love them and feed them.

Jungkook :*buys oregano from a senior* dude I just bought myself some weed. I'm so hardcore.

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