Once Upon A Time Text Messages

Part ~2~

Captain Hook: Hey, Emma, can I confless something?😶
Emma Swan: Sure.
Captain Hook: Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen. 😊
Emma Swan: Can I confless as well?😎
Captain Hook: Oh, sure. 😃
Emma Swan: This smile only exists when I'm with you. 💜
Captain Hook: I love you Emma.
Emma Swan: I love you too, potato! 💜
Captain Hook: Ummm... Why you call me like that?
Emma Swan: You remember yesterday?
Captain Hook: Yes?
Emma Swan: Well I say that I have noone, and then you say ,,Then what am I, a potato?!". 😂😂😂
Captain Hook: Oh, haha, yeah. 😅
Captain Hook: Sooo...
Emma Swan: You want some rum?
Captain Hook: Yes, of course.
Captain Hook: Emma, can I ask you something?
Emma Swan: Yep, my potato!
Captain Hook: Are you drunk?
Emma Swan: No. I just drank a few cups.
Captain Hook: Then you're drunk. I'll come and get you. Where are you?
Emma Swan: With the rum.
Captain Hook: Seriously?
Emma Swan: Yes.
Captain Hook: That wasn't question.
Emma Swan: Then why you put ,,?"?
Captain Hook: Forget, Swan. I'm coming.
Emma Swan: You say ,,swan"? Did you know, that here one men is trying to make origami swan... Well, he CAN'T. Duh...
Captain Hook: Where the bloody hell are you, Emma?!
Emma Swan: Oh, that's a bottle...
Emma Swan: When you come in the RumTown (Get it, right?), turn right and come in the RumBar. Everyone is on chair, but I'm on the sofa.
Captain Hook: Sofa? Oh, you're in your parents home, right?
Emma Swan: Maybe..
Captain Hook: You're so drunk. And I wanna stop you now, before it's too late. You know for what I'm talking about. Yesterday you was drunk almost like the guy in the film, that we watched before a few days.
Emma Swan: Hey, I wasn't that drunk... 😦
Captain Hook: Are you kidding? 😶
Emma Swan: Umm... no?!
Captain Hook: Are you really kidding me?!
Emma Swan: What? 😓
Captain Hook: Emma, you locked yourself in the closed and started screaming ,,WHERE THE HELL IS NARNIA?!"😑
Emma Swan: Hey, now I remember... Ooooh, damn... 😵