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To celebrate let's have us some Captain Jack Harkness Quotes!

Captain:  Am I naked in front of thousands of viewers?

Robots:  Absolutely!

Captain:  Ladies...your viewer ratings just went up.

Captain:  See ya in hell.

Captain:  *pulls out gun*

Robots:  That's a compact laser delux.  But you're naked.  Where were you hiding that?

Captain:  You really don't want to know.

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