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(Clara calls the T.A.R.D.I.S phone)

Doctor:  Hello, the T.A.R.D.I.S!

Clara:  Emergency, you're my boyfriend.

Doctor:  Ding dong!  Okay, brilliant! I may be a bit rusty in some areas, but I will glance at a manual.

Clara:  No, no!  You're not actually my boyfriend.

Doctor:  Oh that was quick.  It's a rollercoaster this phone call. 

Clara:  But I need a boyfriend really quickly.

Doctor:  Well I hope you're nicer to the next one.

Clara:  No!  Shut up!  Christmas dinner, me, cooking.

Doctor:  So?

Clara:  So I may have accidentally invented a boyfriend.

Doctor:  Yeah, I did that once, and there's no easy way to get rid of an android. 

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