Signs at the Airport

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Aries: checking out flight attendants
Taurus: eats at every crappy airline place
Gemini: the one who refused to put their phone on airplane mode
Cancer: puke and tears or the one who everyone hates cause they brought their 2 year old kid who cries constantly
Leo: watches all the movies and posts all the snapchats
Virgo: the one who tries to get out of playing for their luggage yet super prepared
Libra: finds a way to sleep on the plane
Scorpio: probably stored drugs in their bra or underwear
Sagittarius: security
Capricorn: complains about the system
Aquarius: complains in general
Pisces: will complain unless given the window seat

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