blush 彡 every tøp book [imo]

1 ; halsey in a josh fanfic

hi, we're just gonna jump right in

in almost every top fanfiction i read, halsey is in it, and i get hype.

i'm like: YES MY MOM IS IN THIS FIC FUCKING BLESS JDHE

but then you continue to read & halsey is a fucking bitch

she's only been in the story for three chapters & she already sucked josh's dick & punched the main female character in the face

she also got impregnated by the one & only tyler Joseph.

jenna who?

i'm not gonna lie, halsey being the number one bitch in a fanfic adds some really good drama & plot twists. but when you make her kidnap the main female & assassinate bernie sanders that's where i draw the line

she's halsey not osama bin laden (and or) emma roberts. (bc emma is always a villan-okay)

like, why can't halsey be the main female character's bestfriend

why can't halsey make josh's girlfriend gay & halsey & the girlfriend fuck
there's your damn plot twist

anyways

remember that jesus is good & so is vegetarianism

|-/

(im not vegetarian or religious but i figured the jesus part could win a conservatives heart and the vegetarian thing would win the liberals heart. anyways)