6 ; adopted by tyler & jenna

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by cancered

by cancered

~ was asked to do this by a certain someone ~

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lmao tbh, these books are my guilty pleasures

if it's 3 am & im bored & lonely, you better believe im gonna read some weird shit

anyways, im gonna get into this now;

when i read these books, the individual is always a girl aND AROUND 16 YEARS OLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING OVER THESE KIDS NOT ALARMED THAT A GUY WALKS IN AND AKS FOR A GIRL TO ADOPT LMAO

ESPECIALLY iF tyLer walks in with a guy with piNK FUCKING HAIR AND A GIRL

&& ALSO IF TY WALKS IN WITH BLACK PAINT ON HIS HANDS & NECK

NOTHANKSPLSGOAWAYWHAT

and i don't mean to be all tumblr as some people would call it, but why is a guy never adopted?

lmao triggered^

lmao im cringing^

lmao kms^

& these books are always really emo???

can tyler adopt a 5 year old boy who is all rainbow and unicorns???

& the adopting books are never really accurate, like, tyler walks into the fucking building & is like "im looking for a female, preferably around 14-16, pls & thank."

and the people behind the desk just nod and pull out a random emo

like im sorry, but thiS ISNT A PLACE WHERE TOU CAN JUST ORDER KIDS & GET A KID

hello, hi, welcome to becky's house of hope! to order a kid please click the number two and wait for someone to answer your call. if you want something else, please click the number five, please & thanks; have a blessed day.

okay im gonna stfu now bc this update was rather lame