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7 ; meeting through a concert

personally, i never really understood these kind of books. like, tyler & josh are playing their hearts out on stage and then one of the two spots this random girl in the crowd 

h o w 

and they instantly think 'woah gotta give her my number hope she wont freak out and fangirl or leak my number bc yanno, she's here to see me lmao' 

unless this girl dyes her hair crazy colors every month and is balding *cough* how did you spoT hEr 

tyler is either jumping into a god damned crowd or climbing on top of something, how did he have the time to spot someone so beautiful 

so unique 

someone who seems so wonderful 

as he stands on something thats like 18 feet tall, or jumping into a crowd of horny individuals 

or just happy people 

don't know why i put horny in here bUt we're gOnnA lEaVe iT 

 if i was tyler i'd be too caught up in the drummer that's on stage with me bc what else do you need in life 

i wouldn't even be singing, or doing anything remotely cool. i'd just sit there and watch as josh gets sweaty while he drums 

would actually pay good money to see tyler staring at josh for like an hour or two 

okay, moving onto joshua 

once again, how does he spot someone so beatiful 

so unique 

someone who seems so wonderful 

as he plays the drums or trumpet lmao. well, you know how josh throws his drumsticks into the crowd? what if it fucking hit someone in the face and she sues josh for breaking her nose bc he decided to throw a damn drumstick into a crowd 

but along the way they fall in love & totally forget the broken nose. 

now theres a good book.

anyways, here's a short story↓

there tyler stood, on top of a tall piece of staging equipment, looking down at the large crowd below him. despite the fact that he's like twenty feet in the air and everyone looks like little blobs, he spots a girl 

his heart flutters as they lock eyes 

he wants oh so desperately to go down there but he has to do something first. he twitches, causing the parents who took their kids to this emo band to cringe and pull their children out of the stadium before he pulls out a gun or something, he already has a song called guns for hands, who knew what he could do next? 

he twitches again, screaming out a stay alive before he climbed down the staging equipment. although that a shit ton of people were screaming, he hears the girl that got his attention yelp in pain 

he moves faster, reaching the ground, shoving past the security guards who are like heavier and taller than tyler but it doesn't matter bc tyler joseph heard his soulmate yell in pain. he goes through the crowd, and surprisingly enough, nobody bombarded him, knocked him down, stole his shoe and then later decided to sell it on the internet for more than 1000 dollars. 

tyler thanks jesus for that. 

he then reaches his soulmate who lied on the ground, nobody really paying attention to her bc fuck her, tyler joseph is in the crowd now. 

he picks her up, grabbing the microphone he somehow kept with him through all of this. "b nice 2 1 another." (get it? 21? lmao someone snap my neck) 

"we r the klick, we luv each other" 

everyone cries, making the twenty one pilots sign with their fingers bc of the inspirational speech tyler has recently made.

 josh was even crying. 

tyler looks towards the girl, "r u ok?" 

"im fine tylr, thx" 

he coughs awkwardly. "can i hve ur number?" 

she nods. 

the whole crowd cheers. 

a months later tyler cheats, and the love of his life, becky, cries.

she becomes depressed, but tyler knocks on her door, bringing her flowers and saying some long inspirational speech & she becomes happy again, they're in love again. 

they get married and have three children, and josh is still alone with his many different colors of hair dye and small strands of hair lying right next to him. he's bald now.

they all lived happily ever after. except josh.

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im gonna get some food now, thanks for reading this incredibly cringey chapter. 

- ashton 

(that was a really dull a/n note lmao bye)