Zodiac Signs. Book 1

The signs _____ and have zero regrets

Aries: Killed a man

Taurus: Ran for president

Gemini: Held George R. R. Martin at gun-point and made him finish his book

Cancer: Stole national treasure

Leo: Killed baby Hitler

Virgo: Did coke (and pepsi)

Libra: Made a 2.5 out of 5 star horror film

Scorpio: Swam in lava

Sagittarius: Didn't study

Capricorn: Watch Frozen on repeat for 13 hours

Aquarius: Stepped on lego

Pisces: Stared in a Justin Bieber music video