Zodiac Signs. Book 1

How the Signs die

Aries: Food poisoning from a donut

Taurus: Killed in a cross-fire of super heroes

Gemini: Sleep deprivation

Cancer: Replacing their blood with maple syrup

Leo: Mauled by angry British people

Virgo: Getting shanked after telling an awful joke

Libra: Jurassic Park style

Scorpio: Abducted by aliens (x-files music plays)

Sagittarius: Falling into the sun

Capricorn: Furby take-over

Aquarius: From knowing too much information

Pisces: Killed by vegans