Zodiac Signs. Book 1

THE SIGNS PLAYING POKEMON GO

Aries: *is lured into the ghetto and gets robbed*

Taurus: *accidentally ends up in Area 51 while exploring*

Gemini: *physically assaults someone to get a Pokemon*

Cancer: *cries because they ran out of pokeballs*

Leo: *drives around in their car, looking for Pokemon*

Virgo: *tries hacking the game*

Libra: *walks out into the street at 3am to catch a pokemon*

Scorpio: *breaks into someones house to catch a Pokemon*

Sagittarius: *falls off a bridge to get a Pokemon*

Capricorn: *lures people to their house and robs them*

Aquarius: *uses their parents credit card to buy shit*

Pisces: *turns on incense, sits in bed, and waits for the Pokemon to come to them*