Zodiac Signs. Book 1

signs in the club

Aries: at the bar scoring free drinks with their hot looks

Taurus: starting a fight with the bitch who threw shade

Gemini: gossiping in the corner about the bitches out on the floor

Cancer: the hot bitches on the floor dancing the night away

Leo: buying the hot bitches drinks

Virgo: coming up with a shitty pickup line to get laid

Libra: holding up the bathroom puking

Scorpio: getting head in the bathroom stall

Sagittarius: getting danced on by a bad bitch

Capricorn: wondering why they came

Aquarius: spitting game to the ugliest bitch in the room

Pisces: buying a full round for the club