Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.
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Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
