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Finn: how's life in Caliiiiiii

Finn: all beaches and bikinis?

Me: screw off

Me: it's almost fall

Finn: still

Me: you're a moron

Finn: that's mean

Me: id freeze to death

Finn: you can't get any colder than you alr are

Finn: OHHHHH burn

Me: that makes no sense

Me: read what ur typing

Me: u sound ridic

Finn: shouldn't have texted u

Finn: ur always SO SAVAGE

Me: :>

Me: me? savage? wot?

Finn: bij

Finn: meet any hotbois

Me: yes but that's not impt

Me: um i met a hot girl doe

Finn: didn't know u swung that way buuuuuut

Me: -.- leave

Me: i made a friend and she's fkin pretty

Finn: gr8 job

Finn: intro pls

Me: thirst is real

Finn: what's wrong w wanting t know more girls

Me: bullshit

Finn: s a v a g e

Finn: kinda miss havin u arnd

Me: ofc

Me: I mean hellO

Me: it's me

Me: Me

Me: Cassia McRae

Me: hmu bois

Finn: there's the ego

Me: shh

Finn: I should visit one day

Me: u rly should omg

Finn: I needa get my license first doe

Finn: otherwise I'd need my mum to drive me

Me: pls don't get into an accident

Finn: would u come to my funeral if I dieded

Me: nice English

Finn: WOULD U

Me: yeah I'd be the one dancing on ur coffin

Finn: HORRIBLE

Me: what kind of qn is that dude

Me: OFC I would ur my best friend

Me: I'm sure I'd die before u tho. I'm like a month older

Finn: ok then if u die before me I'll go to ur funeral

Me: how's life

Finn: peeeachy

Me: rly

Finn: terrible

Me: why

Finn: bc I think I just got played by a hot girl

Finn: and like

Finn: I'm supposed to be the playboi

Me: serves u right

Me: I don't condone ur 'playboi' ways

Finn: it's not like they don't know what they're getting into

Me: listen to urself

Finn: ok fine at first it was casual

Me: mmhm

Finn: then like idk she's just perfect

Finn: and I think

Finn: yeah

Me: u think what

Finn: I may or may not think abt her every other minute

Me: FINNS IN LOVE

Me: U GOT A HEART

Me: WOW

Finn: HEY

Me: :>

Finn: ughhhh

Finn: fmlfmlfml

Me: who she

Finn: Jess Holden

Me: aye

Me: she pritz

Finn: she's hot

Me: so how'd she play u

Finn: I asked her out and she just walked away

Finn: no answer or anything. Just turned and walked

Me: ouch

Finn: ikr

Me: tbh u had it coming

Me: u do that to way too many girls

Finn: but it sucks

Me: taste ur own medicine

Finn: it tastes terrible

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