How to become a Photographer.
1. Buy an expensive D-SLR camera with no knowledge of it.
2. Click random pictures of objects, animals, black and white portraits, etc. in automatic mode.
3. Change your profile picture to the one in which either you are pretending to take a picture of someone, or a mirror selfie with the D-SLR in hand.
4. Create a facebook page with your name and add the word "Photography" at the end.
5. Upload your shitty pictures with your initials as the watermark on it.
Congratulations! You are now an official photographer.
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