Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she'll never notice.
Call her fat once and she'll never forget it.
Because elephants never forget.
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Life Craps
RandomThis is a book of crappy quotes that you will never need in you life. And this book will slap you really really bad. "Wattpad's best picture of the decade" - The Liars "The best inspirational book I've ever read" - The Author "Life is like a...
