If you want to see who loves you more,
Your girlfriend or your dog,
Lock them in the trunk of a car overnight and see who is happy to see you in the morning
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Life Craps
RandomThis is a book of crappy quotes that you will never need in you life. And this book will slap you really really bad. "Wattpad's best picture of the decade" - The Liars "The best inspirational book I've ever read" - The Author "Life is like a...
