Chapter 16

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"You! You fucking cheater! You are never drinking again!"
"Chanyeol! I can explain!" I said quickly.
Wait, no I can't.
He didn't say anything as he swayed closer. He collapsed down next to me.
"I'm never drinking again either," he moaned, casting Luhan a sideways glance, then proceeding to peel said boys arm's off of me. Minseok stirred a bit in the grass.
"Wait, you drank last night? But you were completely sober!" I questioned him.
"I pretty much had to drink, you were driving me insane. You are so not drinking again. I had to literally peel you off of Luhan like five times. And you also kept trying to get away from me desperately. Look if you wanted to cheat on me with Luhan, you shouldn't have done it literally right in front of me," he said saltily.
"I didn't cheat on you! I- to be honest, I don't know what happened last night. All I remember is that Luhan was being a hoe, you were trying to kill me and the house was on fire," I listed off, realising how crazy I was starting to sound like.
"Don't worry about it, you were too inebriated last night to even know what you were doing," Chanyeol shrugged off.
Wow, he was surprisingly chill. I think I liked hungover Chanyeol.
I took in the rest of his appearance. My eyes lingered over his crotch. My eyes narrowed as I caught a glance of something red.
"Chanyeol, what the fuck is that?" I asked, pointing to his crotch.
He looked down and his eyes widened.
"Oh shit, my fly is down," he fumbled with the zipper.
I reached down and stopped his hand.
"Is that a fucking condom still on your dick? Did we-?"
No, we definitely did not. Even in my state, I feel like I would've remembered something like that.
"You cheated on me!" I accused him.
Luhan moaned in his sleep.
"I did not! I have no idea how this got here! I didn't even drink that much so I think I'd be able to remember if I did!" He defended himself.
"If you were so sober then, how did it get there?" I questioned him.
"Oh, I know how it got there," mumbled a waking Minseok.
He sat up rubbing his eyes.
"Luhan, what the hell are you doing here?" He said, his eyes suddenly going wide.
Luhan didn't answer, he was still quite out of it.
"Tell us Minseok!" I freaked.
"Oh right. Well uh, you seriously don't remember? I thought you said you were barely buzzed," he said.
"That is not important right now!" I yelled, waving my arms around.
"Ok so, I went downstairs to find Luhan. I had to talk to him about something,"

(Flashback, Minseok's POV)
I descended the stairs two at a time. Luhan needed to know now. I saw him over at the bar with some short kid. A twinge of jealousy surged through me momentarily.
I was about to go up and confront him when someone pulled my arm.
"XIU! Come on! We're about to start a game!" Chen yelled into my face.
"I'm busy right now, I need to talk to Luhan," I reasoned with him.
"Dude, we're literally at Luhan's house. You can talk to him later," he said, grabbing my shoulder and pushing me onto the ground next to some salty looking tall kid.
"They drag you here too Chanyeol?" I asked him.
He nodded slowly. He looked a little loose already.
"Ok everyone, we're going to be playing never have I ever. Everyone's in or I'll throw you out. If it applies to you, you drink. Got it?" Chen explained.
Everyone in the circle nodded. Most of the people playing were from the soccer team.
"Ok, I'll start. Never have I ever had sex with a girl," Chen said, grinning at everyone in the circle.
The short kid who was talking to Luhan earlier shoved his head in between Chen and some other girl.
"I HAVE!" He laughed into the circle.
"BAEKHYUN!" Chanyeol yelled next to me, getting up and running after him.
The little boy screamed and started running away.
We looked around the circle and no one had their hands up. Except Amber. What a surprise.
"Man, fuck you guys. You wish you could have something as nice as this body," Amber cursed as she took a long drink from the bottle that Chen was passing around.
"Alright you kids, listen up. Never have I ever been rejected," Amber said, looking around with a smug look on my face.
"Yeah that's what I thought. I'm out bitches," Amber said, getting up and holding one of those fingers on each hand up.
The game went on for another twenty minutes or so when Chanyeol came staggering back to the group.
"Baekhyun is driving me insane," he said unhappily, settling down next to me.
He seemed rather out of it. He's obviously had a few drinks. Over the course of the game, I can safely say I've had my share of drinks as well.
"Ok my turn again, never have I ever had sex with Luhan," Chen said cheekily, not quite meeting anyone's gaze.
My eyes went wide and my heart rate sped up. I didn't dare raise my hand.
"XIUMIN YOU FUCKING LIAR! We all know you guys stare at each other during practice! You're not fooling anyone," Chen laughed, handing me the bottle of absinthe.
"That's not fair! You can't just call people out like that! Besides it's not even true...." I trailed off.
"Sucks to suck. Drink up bitch," he laughed.
I scowled as I reached for the bottle, missing it the first time because I misjudged it's location.
"If it's not true, I dare you to go up to Luhan and grind on him over there. It shouldn't mean anything, right?" Joonmyeon dared me.
"What the fuck? This isn't even truth or dare!" I protested, absolutely dreading what might come next.
"YES! You're doing that! I want to see that more than Chanyeol's and Baekhyun's sex tape," Chen yelled.
"Pft, like you haven't already seen it," Suho laughed.
Chanyeol promptly smacked both of them upside the head. Chen glared at him.
"Ok, but first. We need to punish Chanyeol," he said.
"For what?!"
"You lost the game!" Chen said.
"But I wasn't even here for most of it!" He protested.
"Ex'actly. So you lost."
Chanyeol narrowed his eyes, then made to get up quickly, but Suho and Jonghyun held him down.
"I condemn you to the condom challenge!" Chen declared.
"What the fuck is that?" Chanyeol asked, his eyes growing wide.
"And you have to do it with the second place loser," Chen said, scanning the circle and then landing his eyes on me, "Which is you."
"What?! Why am I in second last place?" I complained.
"You tried to lie! Liars deserve punishment!" Suho yelled in his drunken state.
They had to hold me down as well since the same idea that Chanyeol had struck me as well.

Five minutes later, Chanyeol's pants were down around his ankles and there were five condoms layered on his dick.

"Wait, what?!" Chanyeol interrupted.
"Can you just let me finish the story?" Minseok said exasperatedly.

"There's no way in hell in doing that," I said, trying to get away desperately.
"Aw, come on. All you have to do is take them off one by one with your teeth. It's really not that hard," Chen reassured me.
"It's not the difficulty factor that I'm concerned about," I said helplessly.
At this point, Chanyeol was so drunk and angry as he was being held down by three other soccer team members, that it was impossible to make out what he was saying anymore. Suho and Chen has grasped both of my arms tightly and dragged my head down in front of Chanyeol's um, thing.
God please just kill me.
My cheeks were burning as I tentatively took the tip in my mouth and gingerly pulled off the first condom. Everyone who was watching wooped and yelled like animals.

"Oh my god, I'm so fucking screwed. I can't believe this is happening to me," Chanyeol moaned into his hands.
"Yeah well, it happened, so just deal with it and let me speak," Minseok said irritably.

Three condoms later, the crowd had grown exponentially. I'm so glad I was at least slightly wasted, or I'd probably be crying by now.
"OH MY GOD LUHANS DANCING ON THE COUNTER!" Someone yelled.
"This is your chance!" Suho said happily, dragging me over the where Luhan was, leaving Chanyeol and his single, remaining condom all alone.
He shoved me towards the bar and raised his eyebrows as if to say "well go ahead."
I can't get a fucking break can I?
I sighed as I clambered up on the counter, completely lost on what to do. Fortunately, I didn't have to know what to do as Luhan sauntered towards me and rested his hands on my waist. The cheers doubled in decibels.
"You look so cute Xiuseok," Luhan mumbled with his eyes half closed.
I swallowed nervously. He slowly turned his back to me and grinded his back against my front.
Fuck, I'm not going to last very long up here.
I slowly moved my hands to his waist letting the alcohol take control.
"TAKE IT OFF MINSEOK!" Someone yelled from the crowd.
Probably Chen.
My fingers found the hem of Luhan's shirt as I bunched my hands in the fabric. I started to lift it off and over his head. The crowd started going wild. All of a sudden, that irritating, small fuck from earlier just showed up out of nowhere and pushed me off the counter and proceeded to grind on Luhan.

"Hey!" Baekhyun interjected, sounding very hurt.
Minseok just glared at him.

Next thing I knew, Chanyeol was back and he quickly found Baekhyun. Chanyeol's eyes widened as he stormed towards the two. Baekhyun and Luhan started screaming all of a sudden and hopped off the counter and started running away, one of them yelling about fire for some reason.
Like hell I'm letting you have Luhan to yourself Baekhyun, I thought, following the two.
Chanyeol being the idiot he is, had already lost them. I found them sprawled out on the lawn.
I walked up to Luhan and tried to pull him away from Baekhyun. This needs to be said now. But Luhan just slumped against Baekhyun and passed out.
I sighed miserably and resigned myself to the spot in the grass.

"And here we are now," I finished grandeurly.
Chanyeol and Baekhyun just had aghast looks on their faces.
"Well, I'm just going to go shoot myself," Chanyeol said, getting up and brushing off his jeans.
"My life is officially over," I heard him say as he and Baekhyun were walking away.
Ha, you think your life is over. At least you're not pregnant with Luhan's baby, I thought bitterly to myself.

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