Inara (Me): So... We're really doing this... The VS. Book Of Fandoms... No more Why HP is OBVIOUSLY Better Than Twilight... How EXCITING! Let me go to the Fandoms United Council (which is in my head) for some ideas.
The Fandoms United Council
Harry Potter: OHMIGAWDOHMIGAWDOHMIGAWD CURSED CHILD OUTTTTT! MORE HARRY POTTER MORE MORE MORE!
Percy Jackson: *Eye twitch* Mom has to get me The Hidden Oracle RIGHT NOW.
Sherlock: *Sobbing in Corner*
Shadowhunters (Books): *Screaming*
Inara: CALM DOWN PEOPLE.
Sherlock: *Stops crying for one minute* We're not people, we're characters in your head. *Goes back to Sherlock's Sobbing Corner* *Sobs* NEED. MORE. EPISODES.
Divergent: I AM DIVERGENT AND CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!
Inara: Why are you here? I'm not even in that fandom. SECURITY!
(Two Pukwudgies come in and take Divergent away while she is screaming,"I AM DIVERGENT AND CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!")
Harry Potter: ILVERMORNY ILVERMORNY ILVERMORNYYYYYYY!
Harry Potter: *Screaming*
Sherlock: *Sobbing in Corner*
Percy Jackson: *Screaming*
Shadowhunters: *Screaming*
Divergent: I AM DIVERGENT AND CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!
Inara: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DAMNIT. SERIOUSLY? SECURITY DO YOUR JOB!
Harry Potter: SIRIUSLY.
TFIOS: *Sobbing* Okay? Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay? Okay.
Inara: *Grits Teeth* *Rolls up sleeves*
(Camera goes black but several fandoms are screaming things like,"OKAY, WE'LL CALM DOWN.", "HAVE MERCY!", "OW!" And so on.)
(Camera comes back on with all the fandoms seated quietly, at a council-like circle thing except for the Sherlock and the TFIOS Fandoms, who are sobbing in their respective corners)
Inara: (Brightly) So! Any ideas for Fandom Battles?
Percy Jackson: Jason Grace VS. Percy Jackson!
Harry Potter: Ilvermorny VS Hogwarts!
Percy Jackson: HOO VS PJO!
Shadowhunters: Magnus Bane VS Dumbledore!
Sherlock: *Stops sobbing* Jim Moriarty VS. Charles Augustus Magnussen... *Sobs*
Percy Jackson: Hermione Granger VS Annabeth Chase!
Inara: We all know who'd win there...
Harry Potter: Yeah, Hermione, OBVIOUSLY!
Inara and Percy Jackson: WHAT? NO. ANNABETH!
Harry Potter: What--!
Inara: SILENCIO! Anyway, for Fandoms I'm not in, like Doctor Who or Supernatural (I WANT to watch it, but they're not available in my country and the website where I could watch any TV show or movie for free is now banned in my country...)
CinemaSins: Well, you could us un-free websites! Ding!
Inara: Nah, I'm too cheap. Anyway, for the fandoms I'm not in, I'll just set two of my readers against each other! In a friendly way, of course... And if a reader opposes my opinion... I'LL DESTROY HIM/HER!
(Dramatic music and dramatic gasps from the crowd)
Inara: Nah, I'm just kidding. I'll just PM them, and have a friendly debate, which will be published! Some of it will be in debate form, and that idea came from a commenter named @SweetMelody183. Thanks for the idea, @SweetMelody183!
THE FIRST FANDOM BATTLE WILL BE ILVERMORNY VS. HOGWARTS, AND HISTORY AS WELL AS SORTING CEREMONY AND HOUSES WILL BE A FACTOR IN THE COMPETITION! Which side are you on? I'm on Ilvermorny, and if you don't know that much about it, here's a link on Pottermore!
https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/ilvermorny
And the History of MACUSA (Magical Congress of The United States of America) and Wizarding North America is here:
https://www.pottermore.com/collection-episodic/history-of-magic-in-north-america-en
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The VS. Book Of Fandoms
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