Pedro:i spy with my little fucking eye vioscar making out
Eden: all of you stop being such goals okay
Thibuat: i thiught we were goals babe!
Eden:we are but vioscar beats us I'm so sorry hunny
Oscar:can all of you just shut up it's 5 in the fucking morning
Pedro:did we disturb your protected sex with violet?
Eden:actually, what are we doing up so early
Thibuat: i have no idea
Later in the day
John:VIOLET MARIE TERRY
John:YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW
Violet:WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU BLOODY WANKER
John:DID YOU HAVE SEX
Pedro:somebody pass me the popcorn please
Willian:damn this shit about to go down honey
Violet:WHY ON BLOODY HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW
John:BECAUSE I'M YOUR BROTHER?!?!?
Violet:OSCAR HELP ME
Oscar: present when I see my name
Violet:tell John we didn't have sex
Oscar:we didn't have sex John
John:then why do I see her in underwear in your house
Oscar:ask her not me, she stayed over last night
Violet:it was hot okay?!? Oscar wouldn't turn the aircon on
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