HETALIA ! SHORT STORIES

SUFIN AWAY !

"SUUU-SAAAAAAAAAAAN." Finland cried. "I'm hungry!"

Sweden looked down at the younger country who couldn't stop whining. It didn't bug him, but he wanted to know why he was hungry. They just ate dinner half an hour ago!

"W' just ate though."

"Nooooo you don't understand!" He complained still. "It's a different type of hunger."

Sweden took a step away.

"Only one thing can satisfy it."

Sweden took another step away.

"Sweet to the taste."

Sweden took yet another step back.

"And it's driving me crazy! I want it I want it!"

Oh look here! Seems like Sweden took another step back. Finland glared at Berwald with an evil expression.

"You know what it is, don't ya!?"

Sweden, at this point, was too far away to be seen.

"Makes my mouth water for..."

Why did the Swede cross the road? To take another step back.

"That delicious,"

What? Sweden? Where is that country? I don't see it on the map anymore.

"Most amazing,"

Apparently the first man to step onto the planet Venus was a Swede! And his name is Berwald!

"One and only,"

Can someone please help me calm down Tony? He won't stop talking about a Swedish invasion on his home planet in our neighboring galaxy.

"SWEDISH FISH."

The cry of a horrified man can be heard all throughout the cosmos.