Izaya Orihara x Reader

Exhausted

END OF SHARK WEEK! I spent my whole 4 day period with Masaomi. He seemed pretty understanding and I kinda blackmailed him..

"So when ya going back?" Masaomi asked, making food.

"I am never returning to that perv!" I crossed my arms and turned my head.

"You sound scared~" then he mumbled something I couldn't hear, but me scared? Hah nevah.

"In his dreams! I'll never be scared of that low life!" Nice going there (F/N)! Now you sound like a weakling.

"Prove it" this guy... But I won't lose! I will win and prove it.

"Fine! I'll be taking my leave!" I walked out of his apartment.(Kida: finally she's gone) oh dear god.. I forgot about the stalker..

I started speed walking to Izaya's place. Someone bumped into to me.

"Oi.. Watch where your go- oh.. Hi (F/N)" he seemed a bit out of it. Something must be wrong..

"Sorry but I really must be going!" I waved to Shizuo and ran towards Izaya's.

I finally arrived, but no one was home. Other than the memories, I was completely alone.

"Izayas out.. Yay.." I sighed. I headed up to my room, I opened the door

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"KYAAAAAAAAAAA" my room.. It was completely scavenged. My underwear,bras,coats,clothes,phones,knives!!

"Oh gawd.. This is horrible.. EVEN MY POCKY STASH" my body collapsed.

"Jeez.. Body my brain is part of you too"

"Welcome home!" A voice surprised me. I jolted up, but my body didn't.

"Ahhh shiet.." Must've been the non-sleeping gaming spree at Masaomi's..

"Something wrong?" Wait.. This isn't Izaya.. It's the brown hair, blue eyed, handsome stalker! Where the hell is the devil when you speak of him?!

"I need Izaya.. Not you so please fetch him" woooow. These words coming out of my mouth. Wish I never spoke, now I gotta clean my mouth out with soap. (References, references everywhere)

"Tch.. Why are you so keen on looking at other men either than me?" He's getting a bad aura.. And his voice is making me wanna shake in my boots... Not.

"Because they're my friends. Except the perverted informant" he actually seemed happy with my answer. Jeez this guy really has fantasies about me?

"Then I can do this!" The stalker kissed me. KISSED ME! I would've done something but my body shut down. My brain is still functioning.

He finally pulled back. "Hello. My name is Mitzugi Hisame, nice to meet ya" YANDERE YANDERE YANDERE.

"Hisame.. Could you by chance be a yandere?" He shook his head.

"Nope. But Izaya need to die, now" he picks up one of my knives "oh and sorry for your room. Too many treasures to go to waste" he started walking off.

"Wait! I can't move my body, so help me get through the day!" My face turned red. This is really embarrassing.. Asking someone..

"So (F/N)-chan is vulnerable? And she needs a knight by her?" I really wanted to vomit. But if I didn't accept, he wouldn't help. Ah shiet.. Where the hell is Izaya!

"Y-yes.." I don't wanna be anymore with this kid.. Creepy ass kid!

"as much as I want to humiliate (F/N/N)-chan, I have to stop this!~" I cried chibi anime tears. I'm so god damned relieved.

"Alright princess, Ima rescue you" I blushed a light tint, but noticeable to these two males. (Izaya spoke btw)

"Oh? I'm a princess? Then always announce me (F/F/N)-Hime-sama" I grinned cockily.

The damn stalk got on his one knee and put his hand to his chest." Alright.. (F/-F/N)-hime-sama" this guy is such a pushover.. A Buzzkill..

"Wow! Never knew you were too bold to say that, (F/N/N)-chan!" I froze. Did I just say that out loud? MY THOUGHTS WONT ACCEPT AGAIN!

"Stop screaming (F/N/N)-chan!" My face flushed red. Izaya just erupted into a laughter that forever ringed in my ears.

"No.. I like her clumsiness.." He picked up a piece of my hair and kissed it(short hair, he kisses your forehead)

*Ring Ring Ring*

"OH YEAH! I totally forgot about mas- macarons!" Nice going.. Real smooth..

"Macarons? I love the strawberry one!" This guy.. Is so dense.

"Izaya, could ya fix my room?"

"on it!" I knew I could manipulate him. Now no need to even lift a finger, LIFE OF LAZINESS! MY DREAM ACHIEVED! (Stalker spoke btw)

"Oh yeah.. He tainted your lips.." Izaya kissed me, full on tongue kisses.

"I'll make sure to mark you then.." He kisses my neck. He started to suck on a random spot, while I sucked on my bottom lip.

"She's mine!" The stalker tried snatching me away, but failed. Izaya then ran outside, running away from the stalker.

" ready to die?" While running, Izaya threw me on his back. I gotten used to this a bit, BUT THE HEIGHTS! We were parkouring, roof to roof.

I'm going to die!

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Yay new chapter! Short one because I'm tired and I ran a bit out of ideas.. I could make a lot of one shots with my idea but that's too lazy! So extra details will be though of!

Also! Next chapter is chapter on everyone's past! Mostly yours/oc's!

Any who, I hoped ya enjoyed! And I wasn't gonna update if it weren't for @Rina_Orihara and @Everest_lit. Bye bye!

-Awex