You and the Sniper have been friends for a few months now. The two of you meet when you joined the (BLU/RED) team. You had fallen in love with him the second you laid eyes on him. Your name class name is the Eye-checker. You are 5'2, petite with very sharp features, short ink-black hair, pale blue eyes, and (s/c). You are 34 years old and German. You wear a lab coat with your symbol which is an eye, black pants, white short sleeve shirt, a (BLU/RED) tie, black combat boots, and (BLU/RED) rubber gloves.
You work alongside Medic, but, you don't heal like Medic instead you give them eye drops which are full of heath. Heavy never goes to you for healing during battle. Off the battle field you and Medic share the operation room, you have your eye doctor things in one half the room while Medic has the other half. The team can get some shit in their eyes from time to time. You make sure they don't need glasses or need stronger glasses.
You haven't seen Sniper in your office for a month, and its eye checkup day. Heavy is the first in your chair, you smile warmly at the giant man. You check his eyes and put eye drops in them, you know he hates eye drops so Medic usually has to restrain him. You use the gear to look into his deep blue eyes and see nervousness.
"Relax Heavy, I'm not going to put anymore eye drops in jour eyes." He relaxes at your gentle voice. You see nothing in his eyes and nothing is wrong with them. But you still have him read the letters on the wall. He reads them fine, you tell his eyes are fine and he doesn't need glasses or eye drops. Next is Engineer, he greets you like the gentleman he is, he takes off his helmet and goggles. You can see where his goggles have left the skin around his eyes pale compared to the rest of his skin. You always giggle at tan. You put the drops in his eyes and prepare to. He cringes at the feeling of the drops but shakes it off.
"I know, I know, jou hate zhe feeling of zhe eye drops, Engi." He rolls his eyes at you.
"Hey, save the baby'n fer Scout. Plus I am taller than you, darlin." You playfully glare at him.
"Ohh, don't rub it in." With that you look into his eyes. You seen nothing and have him look at the letters on the wall. You tell him his eyes are fine and he stands up, puts his goggles and helmet on, and shakes your hand thanking you. You wait for Spy to enter the room but don't see him. You then hear him whistle and appear out of thin air in the chair. You squeak being startled by him. You glare at him and prepare to use the drops but he turns his head to stop you from getting his eyes. You grab his face and turn him, your about to use the drops when he says,
"At least by me dinner first Doctor." You let go of his face and laugh.
"Oh mien gott, Spy, why do jou alvayz make me laugh?" He gives a playful smirk.
"Because laughter is zhe best medicine." He begins to laugh hard and you do as well, you both end up snort laughing for five minutes. You both calm down and you use the eye drops. He hisses at you but allows you to look in his eyes. His ocean blue eyes stare back at you until he goes cross eyed. You look up and glare playfully. He looks at the wall but has some trouble with the smaller letters. You warn him he might need glasses some day. So you tell him to eat more carrots and try to keep his eyes healthier. He nods his head and vanishes. Next in is the Scout, he smiles at you and says 'hello.' You smile and he sits down. You prepare the eye drops. You look over and he's staring at you chest. You scold him and use the eye drops. He cries out, his eyes are very sensitive to eye drops.
"Sorry did zat hurt?" You say like Medic, Scout cringes.
"I hate doctors!" You look at him with a hurt expression.
"I'm hurt Scout!" You say, he looks at you.
"Not you doe. Your cute. Can we get dis over wit' my eyes are burning."
You roll you eyes at him and nod your head and look into his light blue eyes. You see nothing but swelling from the drops. You have him look at the wall and he reads the letters fine until the smallest letters where he says they get blurry. You tell him his eyes are fine but just be careful. With that he speed races out of the room. Soldier marches and sits in the chair.
"Solly, jou need to take off jour helmet before ve can begin." You say sweetly.
"No."
"*sigh* Fine zen I guess your eyes will slowly decay out of jour head vithout mien help." He looks at you lifting his helmet. You take the chance and rip the helmet out of his hand and off of his buzz shaved head. He glares at you sharply.
"Why, do I always fall for that?!" He yells, raise and lower your shoulders in the 'idk' way. You put the drops in his eyes, his eyes twitch slightly. You look at his navy blue eyes, at first you don't see anything but as you look closer you see a...A fucking raccoon whisker...Of course. Because why the hell wouldn't he have a raccoon whisker in his eye?! You stand up and pick up a pair of tweezers. He watches you wearily. You turn around and he sees the tweezers. He slightly freaks out.
"I KNEW IT!! YOU'RE GOING TO REMOVE ONE OF MY EYES!!!" He screeches. You shake your head at the male.
"Nien I'm not going to remove jour eye. Jou simply have a raccoon vhisker under jour eyelid." You say calmly. You have Medic help you but holding his face while you held his eyelid and as carefully as you can remove the whisker from the writhing man. Medic releases Soldier's face and walks off. You show Soldier the whisker and he calms down.
"See I didn't remove an eyeball. Just a vhisker." You say holding the whisker out in front of him. He looks at the whisker.
"That's why my eye was bothering me." You sigh.
"Jou know jou can come to me if jour eyes are bothering jou right?" You say irritatedly.
"I thought you meant only come to you if both of my eyes are bothering me." He says dumbfounded.
"Nien Soldier." You say with a smile. After you throw away the whisker and put the tweezers away you have him read the letters. He read them easily. He stood up and put his helmet on and you told him his eyes would survive as long as he didn't get anymore whiskers in them. He glared at you and walked out. He doesn't know how to take a joke. Next was Pyro. He skipped over to you and pulled you into a hug. You hugged your schizophrenic fire resistant friend back. Once he released you he sat down. He never takes off his mask so you removed the eye protection and used the eye drops. He squinted and then looked at you with his light green eyes. You looked back at him and checked for anything but saw nothing wrong with them. You put the glass back into his mask and he read the letters. He read them fine, he stood up and you said he that he was good to go. But he just stood there.
"Oh! Right, I almost forgot!" You laugh nervously and search for it. Finally you found the bright pink inflatable unicorn. You hand it to him and he takes it hugs you. You laugh and he walks out. Demoman stumbled in. He was sober. You always made sure you hid his booze on eye check up day. He sat down and watched you. He knew you had his scrumpy. You put the eye drops in his eye and you looked into his chocolate brown eye. You saw nothing wrong.
"Can I 'ave mah' scrumph now?" He asked grumpily.
"Nien, not yet. I need to look at your eye socket and check for eye socket mold." You say with a smile, he shivers at how calmly and cheerfully you said that. He removes his eye patch and you don't see and mold in his eye socket.
"Demo, jou need to air out your socket soon because itz to moizt in zere." you say as he puts his eye patch down.
"Aye." Is all he says. You have him read the letters and he reads all the way to the sixth row of letters until he says the letters are to blurry. You know that's what he read last time so its fine. You say his eye and eye socket are fine just air that socket out. He nods and waits for his scrumpy. You grab his scrumpy and hand it to him and he smiles at you and walks you.
"Hans!" You call out.
"Ja?" You hear
" Sie sind wende Ihre Augen überprüfen zu lassen , Bruder. (It's your turn to have your eyes checked, brother.)" You said, you hear a sigh and he walks in and sits down in the chair and takes off his spectacles. You put in the eye drops and look into your twin brothers eyes. (I forgot to mention Medic is your twin brother. He's 39 he's your older brother.) His eyes look the same as usual so you have him look at the letters. He reads them fine.
"Sie können nun Ihre Vögel gehen zurück. (You can go back to your birds now.)" You say he smiles at you and puts his spectacles back on and walks over to his birds. Your about to put your gear away when you hear your brother call out,
"Was ist mit der Sniper ? Haben Sie überprüfen, seine Augen noch ?
(What about zhe Sniper? Did you check his eyes yet?)" You look up, feel your cheeks heat up, and over at you brother. He knew you had a thing for the Australian so he would ask you about him andjust pick on you about falling in love with the man.
"
Nein, ich habe nicht , in der Tat habe ich ihn den ganzen Tag nicht gesehen . Ich werde für ihn zu gehen suchen. Lassen Sie sich nicht das Team meine Sachen berühren und Sie es auch nicht berühren" (No, I haven't, matter of fact I haven't seen him all day. I'm going to go look for him. Don't let the team touch my stuff and don't you touch it either.)" You say as you walk out of the room. You walk down the hall and seen his room you know he doesn't reside in there but you check anyways. Empty. Like you thought. You check the game room, he's not in there. You look in the kitchen. He's not in there, you knock on the bathroom, you hear movement. You knock again and this time you hear a voice.
"What do you want? Can't Heavy take a shit in privacy?" You giggle.
"Sorry Heavy. I'm looking for zhe sniper. I though he might be in zhere."
"нет(No). Just Heavy. Check Snipers perches. The water tower, the roof of base, his van, places he usually hides." You say thanks and walk off. You check the water tower. Empty. Well not completely you find his pet owl sleeping peacefully so you leave quietly. You go and check his van. Empty. You find crumpled pieces of paper, coffee filters, and empty and filled jars scattered every where. You enjoy the scent of the van for a moment. It smells just like him. You check the roof of the base. Empty. You find his sniper rifle and a note. It reads,
'Eye-checker,
You're on the right track. But your far off. I'm on ground level.'
You roll your eyes at his sloppy handwriting and use his sniper rifle and use the scope to see if you can find him. You see his footprints lead into the woods. You put down his sniper rifle and climb off the roof and follow his foot prints. You walk for about five minutes when you find another note,
'Eye-checker,
Your eyesight is quite good. I thought I covered up my tracks. Your close. Walk straight for five minutes then go right then continue walking that way for three minutes then go left and continue walking that way for seven minutes and then you'll be there.'
You take the note with you and walk the way you're told to. You get to this huge field filled with wildflowers and a beautiful view of a valley with rolling green hills and a waterfall with a pond and river. You stand there and look out at the beautiful landscape before you. You don't notice the sound of footsteps coming up behind you. You suddenly feel hands wrap themselves around your waist, picking you up. You scream until you recognise their scent and voice.
"Shhhh...Sheila, it's me. Oi didn't mean ta' scare ya' tha' bad." Sniper says in his low sexy voice. He walks a small bit further until the two of you are on top of a hill. There's a blanket and a beautiful array of food suited with a breathtaking view. Sniper puts you down and almost immediate you turn around and playfully shove him.
"Don't scare me like zhat azzhole!" You squeak, your cheeks were turning pink.
"I'm sorry Sheila." He says smiling. God you love that smile. You smile back at him and sit down followed by him. The two of you sit there in a peaceful silence until you speak up.
"So, vhy did you set all of zis up?" you ask you thought he only thought of you as a friend but now you're having doubt about that thought. He looks at you and you can see some colour on his cheeks.
"Well you see Sheila, um..Oi, Oi 'ave been meaning to tell you this for a while now." He stops and looks away. You can feel your cheeks heat up. You lean closer to him to hear what he has to say. He looks over at you, his face is red. You thought he was angry at first but he seems nervous.
"Ever since Oi first met you Oi have had this feeling about you. Oi have never felt this way about someone in long time. Whenever you walk in the room I can feel my stomach turn and do flips. All Oi want to do is smile. When the other members of the team start flirting or play fighting with you Oi feel this pain in my chest. When you have conversations with me my face feels hot. When you look into my eyes while checking them Oi feel this connection with you. When you walk away Oi feel like there is this hole in my heart and Oi feel cold. What I'm trying to say Sheila is that I'm madly in love with you." He says his face is beet red at this point. He looks at you and you have the biggest smile on your face. You lunge at him and hug him tightly your face is starting to turn red. He falls over in surprise. You nuzel the tip of his nose.
"Ich liebe dich auch." You say he looks at you for a moment.
"I love you too." You say, he smiles like an idiot and kissed you. You smile and kiss him right back.
The two of you walk back to the base and you put the eye drops in his eyes and you look longingly into his baby blue eyes. You see nothing wrong with them and you smile at him. He reads the letters and his eyes are perfect. You feel him wrap his arms around your waist and he picks you up and kisses you immediately. You hear you brother squeal.
"Jou too are zo adorable togezer!" He squeals you giggle and smile at him.
"How are ve zo adorable togezer?" You ask Sniper laughs
"Because you're so short and I'm so tall." You playfully glare at him
"Mundy! I'm not short, I'm compact!" You whine.
"You know I'm kidding, love." He says.
"I know. Ich liebe dich." You say while kissing his chin.
"Oi love you too ______" He says and kisses you.
