Who you get drunk with and what you say to them
Aries // {Kieran} "fight me."
Taurus // {Eli} "why did you eat my cereal."
Gemini // {Zoe} "all my friends are heathens!"
Cancer // {Audrey} "you, you are so hot."
Leo // {Jake} "I hooked up with Nina."
Virgo // {Gustavo} "can I call you Papi."
Libra // {Emma} "I want to live inside of your dimples."
Scorpio // {Brooke} "this party is lit."
Sagittarius // {Audrey} "honestly, I really wanna kiss you but you'd probably punch me, so I'm good."
Capricorn // {Riley} "square root it up and let's take some shots!"
Aquarius // {noah} "let's get this thing cracka - slashin."
Pisces // {Eli} "you're adorable, am I adorable, I love the word adorable, I love you, love me please."
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