Side Story #1

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I'm making a side story thing because I couldn't think of how to do this in the actual book. So yeah. Go check out TheOtakuEmoUnicorn because she is beautiful people. (OMG I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO TAG HER. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TAG HER FOR A FRICKIN MONTH BECAUSE WATTPAD HATES ME BUT IT FINALLY WORKED OMG). Goop is gonna be in this too. No story is complete without the appearance of Goop. If you don't know who Goop is, just go to Victoria's WattPad. You'll figure it out.

Side story title: Mark Has An Attic?

Cast: Mark, Jack, Y/N, Anti, Dark, Victoria, Goop

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*Y/N, Jack, and Mark, are all recording a video together*

Y/N: Hey guys! Y/N here! I'm joined by Markle Sparkle and Jackaboy, and today we're reading fanfiction! But not just ANY fanfiction! SEPTIPLIER fanfiction!

Jack: SEPTIPLIER AWAAAYY!

Mark: Whai am I doing this.

Jack: Cuz you love Y/N

Mark: O///O

Author~Chan: JACK! STOP SPOILING THE MAIN STORY DAMMIT!

Jack: I'M SORRY

Y/N: YO. MARK HAS A CRUSH ON ME AND THIS IS AN ANTISEPTICEYE X READER. GET ON MY LEVEL.

Mark: 😆

Jack: What the actual fook is happening.

Y/N: Why doesn't the author get off her lazy ass and write things that actually progress the plot? The world may never know.

Author~Chan: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND CONTINUE THE SIDE STORY PLEASE!

Jack: Alright! Calm your tits, woman!

Y/N: ... Anyway! Today we're reading a Septiplier fanfic by TheOtakuEmoUnicorn and-

Jack: ... Does her account say she lives in Mark's attic? With Goop?

Y/N: Uh...

Mark: ARE THERE PEOPLE IN MY ATTIC? ... DO I EVEN HAVE AN ATTIC?

Victoria: WHAI MUST YOU RAT US OUT Y/N

Y/N: JACK SAID IT NOT ME

Jack: I just wanted to say hi to Goop 😕

Goop: Hey Jack!

Jack: Hey Goop!

Y/N: ... In Victoria's book, Jack, Mark, and Goop have a threesome...

Author~Chan: Y/N STOP SPOILING SHIT.

Jack: No surprise Goop was there, honestly.

Goop: Jack knows me so well :D

Mark: ... Why is there a 16 year old girl and Anti's slutty brother living in my attic?

Author~Chan: Who knows.

Mark: ... Should I pretend I didn't see anything?

Y/N: Probably.

Mark: Okay.

Author~Chan: I'm gonna end this before things get any crazier-

Anti: Hey guys!

Author~Chan: OH MY GOD ANTI GET THE FUCK OUT.

Anti: Who the hell pissed in YOUR Cheerios this morning?

Author~Chan: WILFORD DID. NOW GET OUT.

Y/N: But this is an Antisepticeye X Reader...

Goop: But isn't Author~Chan lesbian...?

Author~Chan: You have your hobbies, I have mine.

Mark: I... I dunno what's happening anymore.

Author~Chan: Neither do I. And I'm writing this.

Dark: Why the hell-

Author~Chan: OH MY GOD I'M GOING EVEN CRAZIER THAN I ALREADY AM.

*To be Continued*

What the fuck did I just write?

Art.

I don't quite know what this is.

But it's definitely art.

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