SO ALL OF YOU POTTERHEADS (WHO SHIP SCORBUS) ARE GOING TO FREAKING LOVE THIS PART OF THIS BOOK. JK ROWLING ALONG WITH JACK THORNE (OR WAS IT JOHN TIFFANY?) MADE A SCRIPT FOR A PLAY, A SEQUEL TO THE HP SERIES. HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD, AND THUS, SCORBUS WAS BORN! AND SCORBUS IS AMAZING, I'M GOING TO PUT IN SOME THINGS THAT DID HAPPEN/SOMEONE SAID:
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THEY ARE AS STRAIGHT AS A FREAKING CIRCLE! I SWEAR TO GOD! ANS AT THE END, IT'S LIKE SCORPIUS: I FANCY ROSE. SCORPIUS, I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE SUCH A CINNAMON BUN, BUT ROSE HAS ONLY SAID 1 NICE THING TO YOU. AT THE END OF THE FREAKING BOOK, SHE DOESN'T FANCY YOU, SHE HATED YOU FOR MOST OF THE BOOK, AND LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU GOT MAJESTIC ALBUS, WHO IS AS GAY AS THE PERSON HE WAS NAMED AFTER! LIKE, IF THEY DON'T GET MARRIED, I DUNNO WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. LET'S BE HONEST, THEY ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER, AND I'M NOT FORCING GAY UPON THEM. THEY CAN BE BI, PAN, WHATEVER! OTHER THAN JUST FREAKING STRAIGHT. AND YES, I KNOW THAT SOME FRIENDSHIPS ARE NATURALLY CLOSE LIKE THIS, BUT C'MON, THIS IS A SHIP THAT SHOULD BE CANON. NO ONE CAN OR WILL CHANGE MY THINKING!