I'm in the car writing this btw.
Today we left the house at 10:00 and it's now 6 o FUCKING clock and we're still stuck in traffic like come on man I just want to be in a nice warm cottage watching some films (probs horror if my cousin Josh is with me 😁😈😱)
But nope apparently ever other car in England (may be a slight over exaggeration) decides to go on the same roads us me today. And do you wanna know the worst part I only have 20% battery left. Oh God please help me and zap all these other mudda fuckas of the road so I can drive (not literally drive tho)
Peacefully without a care in the world.
🚙🚗🚗🚙🚛🚚🚚🚕🚕🚌🚓
🚙🚕🚕🚛🚚🚙🚗🚕🚐
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My car literally
Right at the
. Back.
YOU ARE READING
Kalopsia
RandomKalopsia n. The delusion of things being more beautiful than they are.
