Kalopsia

Teachers at my school are really odd

Right, after the day I have had today I couldn't not make this into a chapter of this, so I'm going to list all the teachers I've had and explain why there fucking annoying and weird

Mrs Holder: basically when I had her in yr7 outside her class room it always used to smell really bad ( probably because of her) we always used to call her monsters inc I can't quite remember why though. Also her ass way so fat she could fit between the desks without moving them like half a meter apart.

Miss Obman: her accent is really strange, she once said during teaching us SRW that none of us would ever get jobs if we didn't listen in her lessons ( yeah because we need to know Japanese creation myths to get a job don't we) also the amount of sexual innuendos she has said and not even noticed is horrendous.

Mrs levy: she is basically a witch who hates children that's all I need to say.

Miss Williams: Miss Williams is one of my favourite teachers but once she pretended to be a pig who was getting hunted while an other student chased her round the class room with a ruler in there hand.

Mrs Chapman: I really hate Mrs Chapman she is the worst teacher, to get our attention in class she bangs a white board rubber on the white board which makes a really loud sound (and I sit on the front row) she is so small she has to use one of them step things to reach the board. So once I was early to French and there were a few other people there and get suggested taking it and hiding it in one of the classes that wasn't being used, we manger to do it I was on look out we nearly got caught but I was worth it.

Miss Coates: she literally cannot go one minute with out sending someone out the room or giving them a detention, the amount of times I have missed my bus home because of her is too many to count.

Mrs white: can't really say anything about Miss white...... Because she's literally never in! we have had one lesson with her and the rest have been substitute teachers who no fuck all about science.

Mr Moore: for some reason he always carries a metal stick around with him, when ever we ask him why he won't tell us. He has a ponytail and a beard which looks really odd on him. He shouts soooo loudly though it really annoying.

Mr Jennings: I'm pretty sure he's on steroids to be honest.

Mr Duff: Mr Duff is another one of my favourite teachers, but he's so weird. He makes people stand on the table if they Say erm or um before a sentence, he dances around the room in the weirdest way, he always insults Miss Frayne who is a bitch tbh.

Mr Sheil: me and my friends think he looks like a bald peanut and he drinks lemonade and coffee in C2 with Mr Holder.

Mr Holder: even though he's never taught me I can think of one reason why he's insane, he married Mrs Holder.

Mr Rumsey: he swears all the time, doesn't care weather you do homework or not, never marks our tests, he's really inappropriate and he told my mum when my brother left his coat at a hotel in Belgium that she could get another one down Croydon high street.

Well there just some of them, I may do a part two if I feel like it. But now maybe your teachers don't seem that strange compared to mine.