The Turkey of Thanksgiving

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Look, I understand that many of you are probably frustrated that I haven't done anything at all for months, maybe a year. I'll try to make more of an effort, but I want you all to know that I don't really feel compelled to write. I have also began to feel that I am taking the characters out of character. I apologize. I just feel out of place writing this so it's hard, plus the workload from school isn't letting up.

also, it's been forever since I read the books

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(This current chapter takes place after the book Winter came out)

Thorne has posted a message in Cinder's wall:

Thorne:

Happy Thanksgiving!

Comments:

Wolf: what?

Iko: it's an old american holiday

Thorne: where's the turkey?

Iko: hey thorne, i dare you to type this backwards: elbbog elbbog

Thorne: gobble gobble

Iko: you're looking at it

Cinder and 5 others like this comment

Cinder: hey wolf, eat up

Scarlet: that isn't funny

Thorne: hey! that's not funny!

Cinder: yes it is

Scarlet: does this mean we get to kill him?

Cress: NO!

Cinder: maybe

Thorne: you would just love that, now wouldn't you, your highness?

Cinder: don't use my title. ever.

Thorne: your majesty

Cinder: keep it up and two fingers won't be the only thing your missing

Thorne has logged off.

Cress: CINDER!

Cinder: Relax, it was just a threat



Thorne has posted a message in Wolf's wall:

Thorne: hey, ever hear of a turducken?

Comments:

Wolf: What?

Iko: it's a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey

Cinder: It is literally one of the most disgusting foods I have ever come across

(I mean no harm to anyone that likes it, i have cinder saying this for plot purposes)

Wolf: Really?

Cinder: the idea of it disturbs me. Personally, I've never eaten it

Iko: I've dared her once. apparently, her power just happened to be running low and she couldn't do it until after she recharged. Then, when I told her about the dare, she said she doesn't remember such a thing

Cinder: I don't!

Winter: then why don't you dare her again?

Iko: apparently, truth or dare is to childish for her

Cinder: no, it's just that I'm always to busy to play it! I'm a QUEEN

Winter: dear cousin, would you play if I asked?

Iko: you can't say no. its winter

Jason: she isn't a child!

Iko: I never said she was!

Cinder: i rather not...

Iko: chicken

Thorne: dont you mean...

Cinder: please dont

Wolf: don't you dare...

Scarlet: Thorne.... if you complete that sentence in the way that I think, tomatoes won't be the only thing red

Thorne: a turducken?

Scarlet: that's IT

Thorne has logged off

Scarlet, Wolf, and Cinder have logged off.

Kai has logged on.

Kai: what did I miss?






Bye and happy thanksgiving!

Or what ever holiday you celebrate!

-ClaraBeara

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