Thomas: What's this?
Minho: Read the title. It says eeffoc
Newt: Am I the only one who can read? It says coffee.
Thomas: I can read! See, I can read this. *starts reading wedding thing out loud, really loud*
Newt + Minho: *covers ears*
Me: GUYS HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? YOU'RE MEANT TO BE TRYING THE COFFEE!
Trio: hmpf.
Thomas: *takes sip* it tastes like. . . melted plastic with milk and pepper.
Minho: That's for me then! * throws whole cup down throat* BLOODY HELL THAT'S HOT!! Tommy you lied it tastes horrible
Newt: NO-ONE CALLS THOMAS TOMMY BUT ME!!!!
Minho: Ok, ok. Fine
Newt: *can't take sip cause Minho finished it off*
Minho: *whispering to Thomas* c'mon, lets go get Newt some eeffoc
15 minutes later
Newt: Where have you been?!
Thomas: We got you some coffee!
Newt: *takes sip of coffee*
Minho: *grinning madly* So how does it taste?
Newt: Good!
Thomas + Minho: *stunned*
Newt: You didn't get me coffee. You got me that tea that I asked for back in the glade that you never got me. So thanks anyways!
Thomas: Coffee's horrible. *walks up to random person* Hello. How do you make coffee?
Random person: Um, a coffee machine-
Minho: A coffee machine? It's evil! Thomas, come with me.
Thomas: What for?
Minho: TO DESTROY EVERY COFFEE MACHINE THERE EVER WAS.
5 days later
Thomas: There's a lot more coffee machines than I thought.
Minho: You do realise that was only one town?
Thomas: O_O
*herd of coffee lovers come running over with pitchforks and knives in hands*
Minho: RUN FOR IT!
YOU ARE READING
The Maze Runner Randomness
RandomThomas: What's this? Newt: It's called a book. Thomas: Nice. Minho: *starts to read story* GUYS IT'S ABOUT US. Trio: *FREAKING OUT* Thomas: Don't worry I got cookies Newt: Thomas, what have I told you a...
