Text Time! (MCSM texts, emails etc.)

Sisters

Ivor: *Picks up ringing phone, still half asleep* Yeah?

Soren: Ivor, where are you? You and Harper were supposed to meet me two hours ago at the temple!

Ivor: ...

Soren: Ivor, what's wrong?

Ivor: ... Can I go back to bed?

Soren: NO!

Ivor: Don't shout! Harper is asleep!

Soren: Wait... where are you?

Ivor: Um...

Soren: And why on Minecraft are you still in bed at 11:00?

Ivor: It's Saturday!

Soren: Ivor, tell me where you are.

Ivor: In my bedroom...?

Soren: Then how can Harper hear you if her room is on the other side of the house?

Ivor: Long story...

Soren: Hang on... IVOR WHAT THE ACTUAL-

Ivor: Stop shouting! And I only kissed her! Nothing more!

Soren: THAT'S MY SISTER!

Ivor: ... wha?

Soren: I thought I told you before the Order broke up I had an older sister named Harper!

Ivor: ...

Soren: ...

Ivor: I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Soren: *le sigh* Yes, yes you are.