Warning: there will be cusses.
Someone calls you a bitch.
Bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so thank you for the compliment.
Or
Thank you, I've always been fond of dogs.
Someone calls you an asshole.
I love donkeys (also works for ass)
Or
I am 99% sure that I am neither a pit or a donkey. But, thanks......I think.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
My Little Book Of Happy
RandomEver feel down? This book is a collection of quotes, stories, rants, music, videos, and pictures to make you smile. Signed, MyuMyu
