We're Both Monsters....*Related To Pull The Trigger In My Heart!*

I Have Got....WINGS?!?! O_O

OH MY GAWD my shoulder blades are soooooo killing me right now.....*well actually, the pain's in between them and it's freaking unbearable...like ouch!!!!!* and it seems to be getting much worse then it was earlier before also everyone are super worried about it *including Carl and our daughters....even i am too!!!!!!* but due to the pain i can still go to the woods and hunt....or even better; (mess around with Carl------wiggles eyebrows and laughing while winking at him!) today Carl and i had to go the woods....because we couldn't handle all of the boredom *& besides that, it was also killing the both of us.....we needed the fresh air & the woods for ourselves-----and of course we also needed our alone time, with nobody else around us....even to let ourselves do whatever the hell we want!!!!!!!* after 12 seconds of messing around and i finished with my hunting i couldn't handle whatever it was in the middle of my shoulder blades.....suddenly out of nowhere i just dropped to the ground and i couldn't control my whimpering until-----a pair of something finally sprung out of my back slowly while they blocked the sun out....and Carl was just frozen in place where he stood and while staring at me with his mouth wide open in shock "C-C-Carl......why are you looking at me like that?!?!" i asked him nervously while stuttering like an idiot probably in which that i am! (well maybe!!!!!!) "b-b-because y-y-you've got-------WINGS that's why!!!!!!!" Carl told me while also pointing at my back and he gave me a mirror "what the hell?!?!" i asked while checking myself out and softly running my paws on them (my wings where so FREAKING HUGE, and they had the same color as my ring with feathers....and yet to me....they were TOTALLY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!) i was totally surprised and Carl was very very VERY shocked finally i had just shoved a bucket full of water on Carl's head which did the trick *but it ended up with him chasing me around everywhere & me laughing while i made those dumb flailing noodle arms and Carl had threatened to get me preggo again if i kept annoying him everyday, so i shouted at him that i don't mind it......and that was the second time 'it' happened!!!!!!!* of course my wings closed themselves on Carl just as my arms did, so that nobody can see us kissing!!!!! (way to go wings-----now i am dying of laughter here!)