Dating a Septiplier Shipper

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Mark: "Guys, meet my girlfriend! And sorry to be rude, but I have to go to talk to someone real quick."

Felix: "It's fine, man. No rush."

Felix: "So, Mark's girlfriend, Marzia and I are going out tonight, You and Mark wanna join?"

Girlfriend: "Oh, I don't know if-"

Marzia: "Yes, please join us! We'll have a great time!"

Girlfriend: "But you see-"

Felix: "You can't say no to a double date, right?"

Girlfriend:

Girlfriend: "I can't, but Mark might."

Marzia: "And why is that??"

Girlfriend: "Well- Oh, here he comes back now!"

Girlfriend: "Mark, tell them how gay you are! Go!"

Mark:

Mark: "She's lovely, isn't she?"