Dating a Septiplier Shipper

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Ethan: "Um, excuse me?"

Girlfriend: "Oh, why hello child-"

Ethan: "Red light. Stop. Nope. Don't 'hello child' me."

Girlfriend: "Hello younger-person-than-me?"

Ethan: "Shut your face and quit the bullcrap."

Girlfriend: "What are you-"

Ethan: "Why wasn't I invited?"

Girlfriend: "What?"

Ethan: "Y'know, invitation. A greeting followed by a 'hey wanna join us' after that friendly hi-hello??"

Girlfriend: "I'm still very lost-"

Ethan: "You planned to have a meeting about a plan and I wasn't involved? Others knew, I must not have received the important PSA."

Girlfriend: "Oh... you ship it too?"

Ethan: "Is that even a question?"

Girlfriend: "Man oh man, this is great."

Girlfriend: "Can I adopt you?"