Its cold in Colorado ~South park X Reader~

I'd bang that

Omg get some Kyle my sexy ginger Jew ;) ↑↑↑  Anyway I've been trying to get this it but everytime I click back it makes me restart kms

(Y/n POV)

Me and B/N (bros name,and if you don't have one your mom just popped one out) walked down the street of the little town,mom and dad told us to take a look around while they unpacked 

"Its quite cold..heh it was hotter in Arizona" B/N said (I live in AZ I might add some shit about me,I'm sorry I'm a disappointment :'D)

"Mhm"I nodded agreeing with him

"You excited ?" He said looking down at me 

"..I guess" I responded "I mean..its a nice change new people,fresh start,and weather is better."

B/N gave a small smile and looked up,I did the same and saw a sign to a cute little coffee shop 'Tweak's coffee' if I remember correctly 

We were about to walk in until B/N cursed under his breath "my wallet..fuck" he said quietly 

"god damn it B/N.." I huffed

"Look I'll go back to the house and get it you just..just wait inside and find us a table" he said already walking off

"Will do big brother" I mumbled and let out a sigh and walked in the shop

"Fat ass just order already" was the first thing I heard walking in.I looked over to see a redhead in a green ushanka yelling at a chubby kid in a yellow-brimmed turquoise knit cap

"Its hard to choose you fucking Jew so calm your tits" the turquoise knit cap boy shot.Since I was waiting for B/N to come back with his damn wallet I just hurried and sat down at a booth.

"Hurry up B/N I don't have all day" I mumbled "ahem..waiting for someone?" I raised and eyebrow and turned around to see two boys stareing at me 

"oh uh I didn't realize people were sitting her I'm so sorry and yes I am,my brother forgot his wallet like the fucktard he is so he said to wait here and now I'm just rambling on and on so yeah" I quickly said and took a breath.The boy with piercing blue eyes and a red-brimmed blue knit laughed 

"Guessing you're new?"

"Obviously" a kid in a orange parka spat

"I know that Kenny,god you on your period?" The blue knit cap boy shot back

"No..is Wendy on hers Stan? I heard her raging yesterday" Kenny said smirking.Puting two and two together I figured which was Stan and Kenny.

"Hah..like I would care,we're not even a thing anymore" Stan said glaring daggers and Kenny

"That's exactly what you said last time then got back toge-" Kenny got cut off by the boy in the green hat and the boy wity the turquoise knit cap.

"About time we got to our table right CARTMAN?" the ushanka boy said 

"Well I guess Khal". 'Carman' said shrugging..again I put two and two together.

"Who the fuck is that" Cartman said stuffing his face with the muffin he finally decided on ordering while Kyle squished his way into the booth.

 "It's Y/N" I replyed with a smile

"Sounds hot"Kenny said winking 

"You're not" I said quickly 

"Ouch doll face that hurt" "Already burned and she doesn't even really know you" "the bitch roasted you!" "Damn Y/N"

I chuckled "Sorry Kenny,my brother might be back soon..If this doesn't make it awkward I think we should hang out" I said leaning out the booth and staring at the glass door

"For sure" Kyle said,Stan nodding in agreement

"Sounds cool,let me get your number..I'll text you where we can meet an-"

"Y/N let's go" B/N said  bargging in the shop

"..What..What about coffee?!" I said standing up

"We can't mom wants us home" he replayed grabbing my arm dragging me to the door

"IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOO" I yelled being dragged away

3rd person POV

"Well damn" Stan said laughing 

"Yep she's somethin'" Kyle said sipping his hot chocolate 

"Mhm..I'd bang that" The pervert blonde stated 

"Gawd damn it Kinny"