Its cold in Colorado ~South park X Reader~

School

Y/N opened her eyes and sat up.This wasn't her room."Holy shit where am I?"

"Mom..dad?" Y/N called out yawning.She looked around the room and got out of the bed she was laying in and walked up to the window

"This doesn't look like my street..what happened last night?" All Y/N could remeber was Damien's party (I know it's been days,play along bb) 

Stepping away from the window Y/N let a small cage grab her attention.Walking up to it and kneeling down she looked inside.

"Aww hey little guy" Y/N gushed at the small guinea pig.Y/N looked around the room and heard no noise downstairs.

"Ima get you out of their sweetie" She whispered to the guinea pig.That being said she opened the cage and craddled the small animal in her arms

"Do you know where I am?" Y/N asked the guinea pig.Nothing.All she got was a cute inoccent head tilt.She smiled at the ball of fur and stood up and walked back to the window.

"How cute,maybe your owner is as cute as you.Yes?.No?" Y/N laughed at herself and cuddled the Guinea pig rocking it back and forth.

"I guess.." 

Y/N's eyes widdened as she gulped and turned around to see a shirtless,emotionless Craig (yes he must be shirtless it's hawter that way) "Heyyyyy Craig..nice bod- FACE" Y/N rambled "Yeah nice face looking pretty as ever,lets consider a shirt,Why am I here? oh my god I'm a missing smol child (yes smol) ,did you kidnnap him too?!" Y/N exclamied holding the guinea pig in the air 

Craig inhaled sharply as he was questioned about 'kidnnaping' a guinea pig;his guinea pig,probably the only thing he loved 

"Put.him.down.I didn't snatch up anybody nor thing dumb ass" he said taking a step twords Y/N

"Yeah,no shit I was joking" Y/N sat where she was and looked at Craig "I never knew you were a softy for animals" She teased and brought her attention to the now sleeping animal.

"Yeah I guess you could call it that" Craig said agreeing and taking a seat next to Y/N

"Whats his name" Y/N asked not taking her eyes of the animal

"Stripe" Craig answered and gave a small smile that Y/N didn't notice (dumb fuck)

"Cute" Y/N handed Stripe to Craig and stood "Why am I here?" 

"Long story short,Damien happened and after that I just took you home with me" He informed and stood up aswell putting Stripe back into his cozy home

"I left Marjorine!Holy shit I hope she's okay"

"Oh her..I'm sure 'she's' fine,and a 'Thank you' would he nice little shit" Craig reasurred and suggested 

"Wow..Thank you" Y/N gave a smile "You tall fuck"

"Moment over" Craig leaned against the wall

"Was their ever a moment" She raised an eyebrow and sat on the edge of the bed

"Fair point" Craig nodded and crossed his arms

"Well" Y/N let out a sigh and stood "I should get going" 

"Yeah..probably"Craig looked over at Y/N "bye".Y/N stood their and stared back and walked over and kissed on the forehead.

"Bye" 

~ Y/N POV

"I can't do it!" I yelled rolling out of bed "I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOOOOOOL"

"To bad Y/N you're going" B/N said crossing his arms "You have all your friends their too"