Its cold in Colorado ~South park X Reader~

T.G.I Blow Jobs

Y/N looked out the fogged window as she had he legs up to her chest on the bus ride home. It had been weeks since she moved to this cold forsaken mountain town everyone called "south park".

Y/N wiped the fogged glaze and stared as they passed Stark's pond. "Fuck off Cartman!" Kyle groaned causing Y/N to snap her head over looking to see the boys bickering,again..

"I didn't steal your cheesy poofs,fatass"

"Welll,someone did and it couldn't have been Stan because he's Stan,and Kenny isn't an asshole" Cartman informed crossing his arms

"I beg to differ" Y/N commented giving a smirk and laughed at her own joke

"Hey,I'm not am asshole" Kenny said springing from the seat behind the   H/C haired girl.

"You told Clyde we fucked,and almost got in a fight with a tall fuck" She replied

"This 'tall fuck' has ears,short shit" Craig said turning around facing the group with a human vibrator sitting beside him.

"C-Clyde should K-know you wouldn't do t-t-that,he's a dumba-ass" Tweak added staring at you then Kenny.

"I'd rather be a dumbass then be made fun of for being with a whore who gives blow jobs to our boy Stanly here" Clyde said putting his opinion in

"For fucks sake,you act like Bebe doesn't give you blow jobs,in the fucking bathroom for transgenders" Stan growled owning it 

"Ya know who might give some good blow jobs ?" Cartman asked sitting
back

"I'm sure your mom does" Kyle mumbled running his hand threw his red locks

"Shut the fuck up Jew,no,loud mouth over their," He corrected gesturing towards Y/N "she got a mouth on her,think about it." The bus got quiet as everyone gave their attention to    Y/N.

"I VOLUNTEER TO FIND OUT" Clyde screeched,jumping up,hands waving, in their air.

"To hell with that,you're sick" Y/N shook her head and gave a smirk "but I guess I can try on one of you"

"MEEE" Kenny shoved Clyde aside and sat beside you placing his hand on your thigh.

"Get out of here McCormick" Craig said getting two seats closer with a red face as Tweak followed

"I could choose you McCormick" you considered closing the gap between your faces,amused with the shocked reaction on the blondes face and well..everyone else's too.

"Y/N what the fuck are you doing" Stan sat up and pulled Kenny by the collar

"It was a joke,and you got a girlfriend Stanly it shouldn't matter to you" you rolled your eyes and slid your phone out of your pocket

           [Kyle]
         
                     Walk me home?}

{Sure

"Well you know who might get a blow job,Kyle" you looked up from your phone and stared at the red head texting you back

"WHAT?!?!" Everyone said loudly

The bus stopped at your bus stop as you stood up and held out your hand to Kyle

"Let's go Kyle were wasting good quality time" you said innocent batting your eyes and licking your lips

"O-okay,let's go then" Kyle caught on and stood grabbing his bag.

"Duuude you can't go with her" Stan said grabbing on to his sleeve

"I can and will,watch me" he tugged his sleeve and got off the bus

"JEW YOU'RE SOOO DEAD TOMORROW..TELL ME EVERYTHING THOUGH" Cartman yelled from the window.

"She's actually going to give him a-" Craig's voice trailed off as he sunk down in his seat by the blonde,as Clyde started to cry.

"Fucking pussy" Kenny mumbled rolling his eyes and crossing his arms

"Fuck off you're just upset because she chose the Jew over a man slut like you,so you can go call your slutty girlfriend who,on coincidence gives blow jobs in the T.G.I Friday's fucking parking lot" Clyde wiped his teary eyes.

"Very true"