I think we all have used google. We've also all searched some pretty weird stuff. At least I hope so. Otherwise I might be on several government watch lists all alone..
Random Situational Searches
-What is necrophilia
-Is Chloroform lethal
- Can carrots kill me
-Should I be concerned about schizo girl threatening to stab me with clarinet
-Are nipple veins normal
-Grell sutcliffe pole dancing
-Is milk pus
-Will i die from eating 14 expired Crunchie bars in one day
-what is popping cherry
-do birds have penises
-tampons for diarrhea
-rectal tampons
Crush-related Searches
-Is prostitution legal
-Stockholm syndrome
-How long until Stockholm sets in
-Am i insane
-mental effects of puberty
-If around crush all the time will he love me
-can people really learn to love someone
-legal definition stalking
-is puberty supposed to be confusing
-ways to eliminate rivals Yandere simulator
Political Searches
-Is donald trumps hair alive
-do i have to vote
-is donald trump the next hitler
-hilary clinton cankles
-who can stop isis
-is there hope for america
-trump temptations wattpad
-immigration to sealand
-poor but wanting to be politician
-trump alien toupee
-is hillary going to win
-how to impeach a president
-Siri, please call uncle Lennord in Rotterdam
3AM Searches
-can you eat elmer's glue
-pizza hutt hours
-how do you cook clams in or out shell
-will glitter in eyes kill you
-how to sleep
-do dolphins have skin allergies
-can I someday turn into a penguin
-is sleep actually for the weak
-why is twitter called that
-josh let's party like porn stars
-home remedies for can't sleep
-define existentialism
-will i be forgotten
-who invented tampons
-first person to make pancakes
-syrup from corn
-are asians the master race
-why do humans have tailbones but no tails
-hoi im temmie
Tumblr-induced Searches
-Diabolik Lovers Reiji pigeon
-is sex with titan bestiality
-is sex with chimera bestiality
-bananya
-bananya plushies
-bananya wallpaper
-Oran Highschool season 2
-Servamp sexy kuro
-i am in a cult what now
-hetalia britan or england
-hetalia iggy or arthur
-define incest
-best marco bodtt jokes
-what is dab
-pokemon go instinct leader comic
-define senpai
-danganronpa
-fear of teddybears name
-teen girl bmi chart
-define dank
-what is fontcest
-yatomon
-bisamoto
-is hello kitty chinese
-are vampires real
-boyfriend simulator
-define pansexual
-define agender
-define genderfluid
-why is the world so confusing gif
-bananya gif
That is only a tiny shred of what I've searched for in the past 24 hours.
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