Toby's Crush

120 6 3
                                    

I am not usually a fan of writing romance but this is a romantic comedy so. but I could write romance if I wanted but I'm not going to unless I get a request.

Toby:I NEED A GIRLFREIND!!!!

Girl:Hi

Toby: Oh Shit!!!

Girl:Sorry if I scared you but I've got message here for a guy named Toby Proxy.

Toby:Yes that's me.*Toby actually looks at the girl and his jaw drops. She has blond hair, Green eyes,brown freckles perfectly dotted over her face*

Toby:hubbada hubbada!!!

Girl: I beg your pardon.

Toby:what's your name.

Victoria: But you could call me Vicky.

Toby: nobody likes you.

Vicky: what why would you say that.

Toby: My name is nobody.

Vicky:*Blushes*Awww thank you.

Toby:Sorry I got to go take a shit so bye.

Vicky:Ha Ha.

Toby:No seriously I'm about to shit myself so bye.

Vicky:oh. oh!!!!! bye oh god!!!!!!*puked".

The End

Hey guys its Shadow let me know how you you felt about this one in the comments plz so if you don't mind I got to gotake a shit too. seriously, Bye.

Toby's LifeWhere stories live. Discover now