Toby's Life

Toby And The Countdown

Toby: *Joyfully walking around town*

Pete The Hobo: The end is near! The end is near!

Toby:, 😕😕😕 de fuck.....

*the birds flying in the wrong directions*

Toby: *Walks In Super market*
Waffles!!!*Goes to grab Last Box Of waffles*

Candy: *Grabs them and runs*

Toby:, *Curls in a ball*THE END IS HERE!,

candy:, Ha bitch!

Toby: Give me the damn waffles

Candy: Your oast few episodes has been all about your damn waffle fettish homey....Drop the waffles..

Toby:, *Ahem* Waffles.plz

Candy: no.

Toby:, plz.

Candy:, no.

Toby,,: I'll suck your dick!

Candy: I don't have. A dick

Toby,: 0_0, woops. Could sworn you were a guy with all these damn hairs above your lip my gaw-..

Masky: *Running* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!!!!!

Toby:, What why should help you!

*people chasing him*

Toby: Damn it! *Chases*

Speaker:; the supermarket will close in ,4, minutes.

Toby: AGHHHHH!!!!* shoves people out the way*

Masky: Thank MAN.

*Toby hits him*

Toby: you got the chocolate chip waffles!!!!!