Toby: first off before we start...Fuck you!
Me: what!?!?!?!?Why
Toby:IF you don't update me more often In will rip you kidney out and feed it to E.J and feed the rest of your lungs to rake and hoodie will find a way to dispose your body!!!!!!
Me: *Gulp*
Toby: OK now start. ()~()
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Masky: Hey Toby remember the day that i stole your girlfriend?
Toby: yes!and fuck you!
Hoodie: *snickers quietly while playing Masky in a game of spades*
Masky: Yes GO Fish!
Hoodie: got damn it masky for the last time were not playing go fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby:Im gonna go take a bath!
Hodie: thanx for screaming that like we actually cared.
Toby: *walking upstairs backwards flipping them both off* Fuck you.*trips*This is gonna be my luck today isnt it...
*when he gets Out the shower he goes to put on his clothes but there not there*
Toby;Why! Why! Why WHy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!? WHY WHY!? WHY!?* walks downstairs in a bikini* Dont you dare laugh!
Masky: *Laughs hysterically*
Hoodie: alright i wont laugh....But where the fuck did you get that bikini!?!?!?!
Toby: DONT ASK THAT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....At least i still got my waffles.*opens freezer* WHAT TH-WTF!!!!!!!!!!1 MY WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*explodes the planet*
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Toby's Life
HumorHave you ever wondered hey I wonder what Toby's doing right now. well now you know!