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Vacation

George: Olivia and I are going on a vacation. Do you lads have any ideas where we should go?

John: I have one question.

George: What?

John: Can I go?

Paul: How come he gets to go?

Ringo: Yeah, why does John get to go?

George: I didn't say he could go. He's trying to invite himself.

John: Yoko said she can have a vacation. We're both wanting to go, Geo. I'm going to start packing . . .

George: You're not going! This is a vacation for Olivia and myself!

Paul: What about Dhani?

George: Dhani isn't going.

John: He's stiffing everyone around here.

George: I'm not stiffing anybody!

Ringo: Why do you need to go on a vacation, George? You have a house in Hawaii.

George: We want something different, to shake it up a bit.

John: Shake it up, baby/twist and shout.

Paul: Oh, great, now that song is going to get stuck in my head.

Ringo: I can't get it out of my head.

George: That's not one of our songs. That's by ELO.

Ringo: What~ we can't sing other bands' songs? You guys are shallow.

Paul: I like Electric Light Orchestra.

John: Yeah, they're gear.

George: Vacations! We're talking about vacation places!

Ringo: Austrian Alps.

George: I've been there, Ringo, and I didn't like it much. Cold, yes, cold.

John: Ah, the good old days during Help! I hated shooting that movie.

Paul: You just said those were the good old days.

John: I know, but I hated shooting that movie.

George: Any other ideas?

John: Oh, I've got one.

George: Tell me, then.

John: Not unless you take me with you.

George: Are you desperate for entertainment?

Paul: I think he is.

Ringo: If he's coming, can can I come? Barbara wants to go somewhere warm.

Paul: Yes, and Nancy has been nagging at me about that too. "Paul, take me somewhere nice and warm. Paul, I don't like this house or where it's located. Paul, Paul, Paul." Oops, she just walked in the room. Play it cool, guys.

John: *grins* Heh heh heh. He's probably trying to explain to her why he was type-imitating her.

George: I can actually hear her saying that.

Ringo: I'll imitate Barbara. "Richard, I want to go to Hawaii. Richard, I've haven't been there in so long. Richard, I want to go to the Bahamas. Richard, what about a cruise? Richard, Richard, Richard." Hahahahaha!